#565: When your friend gushes about her new boyfriend and all of her “cute” stories are actually horrifying.

Hello Cap'n, My good friend Alice recently got herself a boyfriend. I have two issues with this: 1) Even though I've never met him (it's a long-distance relationship), and she's never complained about him, I'm pretty sure he's a typical Darth Vader boyfriend -because all of her 'cute' stories are actually really awful, and 2) … Continue reading #565: When your friend gushes about her new boyfriend and all of her “cute” stories are actually horrifying.