Dear Captain, I am at a loss of what to do in the situation that I find myself stuck in. I am currently planning a wedding, and we're at the guest list stage of things. Most of the guests get an obvious "yes" or "no". Then there's my Aunt P and Uncle G. G is … Continue reading #246: Wedding Invitation Guest List Questions
Hello everyone. Captain Awkward here. This post involves some deeply harrowing no-good shit, so we're putting everything behind a cut. Also of note: This post, you'll notice the byline above, is a guest contribution of Marie (of The House is full of EVIL BEES fame), now promoted to Private First Class in the Awkward Army. … Continue reading #209: My mom is pressuring me to invite my molester to my wedding, and it sucks BIG TIME.
Dear Abby is a classic for a reason, right? Soothing. Non-confrontational. Midwestern common sense. Often terrible and does not get at any of the actual issues going on between actual people. For instance: DEAR ABBY: What do you do when your future in-laws tell other relatives that they intend to ruin your upcoming wedding? They … Continue reading Dear Abby: Elope so that your in-laws won’t dress like hookers to “ruin” your wedding. Captain Awkward: Learn the fine art of not giving a damn.
Intern Paul challenged me to write some shorter pieces. I agree that it was getting a bit Cary Tennis up in here, but with 100% fewer references to Burning Man so I’m still feeling ok about it. Let’s dance. Dear Captain Awkward: Why African Violets? -Just Curious Dear Just Curious: African Violets are lovely, but … Continue reading Reader Questions #8, #9, #10, and #11: Short Answer Friday