Until you guys write me letters, I’m just going to keep posting about weird social interactions, okay?
I grew up on the East Coast, but have lived in the Midwest (Chicago) for the last 10 years, and there are some distinct cultural differences. Once I went out on the world’s most boring first date, and we discussed some of these.
Him: “I went to Massachusetts once. They called it ‘soda’ instead of ‘pop.'”
Me: “Yes. And we call water fountains ‘bubblers.'”
Him: “Wow, that’s so weird.”
Sadly I did not have a ninja smoke bomb handy to make my escape, so there was like 90 more minutes of this crap while we dutifully masticated our Thai food and agreed blandly that we should totally do this again sometime.
Anyway, what I want to talk about here is the Midwestern practice of offering other people the thing you really want before you’ll let yourself have it Anyone who lives here and who has been to any kind of baby shower or other LadyParty has watched Zeno’s Dichotomy Paradox enacted on a plate of brownies knows what I’m talking about. “Do you want the last one?” “No, you take it.” “Let’s cut it in half.”
When I moved out here, I didn’t know about this.