Gather round, Awkward Army, and join me, Sweet Machine, for a Shapely Prose Tent Revival! (photo by Trey Ratcliff) The occasion of our glorious gathering is the existence of the Pavlok wearable fitness tracker, described by the Telegraph as a device "which gives the wearer an electric shock if they fail to meet their daily … Continue reading Shapely Prose Tent Revival: Please do not literally torture yourself, ever
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#300: My relationship is awesome y/n
Hi Captain & Team Awkward, I've been enjoying the site for a while now and have been able to take quite a few pointers from y'all, so thanks! I guess the shortest way to ask my question is this: What are the green flags in any (budding) relationship? Best wishes - Looking Forward … Continue reading #300: My relationship is awesome y/n
#250: How do I tell people about my divorce?
Dear Captain Awkward, Seven weeks ago my husband of six years told me he wants a divorce. There is no room for negotiation on his side. We've been to a marriage counselor a few times since he told me, and have spent most of the sessions talking about how we'll divide the assets, deal with the house, … Continue reading #250: How do I tell people about my divorce?
Happy Announcements
Hello, Awkward People! I have two pieces of news for you. 1) Sometime today this humble blog received its 1,000,000th page view. 2) After the positive response the other day and her confession that she misses blogging, I've invited Sweet Machine to post here whenever she likes. You should continue to email questions to the … Continue reading Happy Announcements
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