I love seeing what search terms bring people here to Captain Awkward Dot Com Enterprises. “Today can eat a bag of dicks.” “Wealthy women have needs, too.” “How do I find a rich bad girl?” In this post, I’ll try to answer some of the questions I found in my search terms. Sometimes you don’t need the backstory to know that something is a terrible idea.
I’m putting the actual questions behind a cut. Some of them involve rape and sexual pressure and coercion and are 100% A+++ NOT FUNNY and the fact that people are Googling this stuff is breaking my heart.