#1279: “My metamour isn’t taking social-distancing precautions and my partner is unfazed.”

Dear Captain, My partner (P) and I (both mid-30s, she/her) are happily engaged, and have been living together for a few years now. Things have been great. We’ve both had a lot of trauma to work through, and have been nothing but supportive and understanding with each other as each we’ve dealt with our own … Continue reading #1279: “My metamour isn’t taking social-distancing precautions and my partner is unfazed.”

Two internet advice columnists walk into a bar: Captain Awkward & Ask A Manager Collaboration (Part 1 of 2)

My combined Christmas/birthday present this year was a trip to Washington, D.C. to catch up with some very old friends who were managing to be both in the same country and the same city all at the same time for the first time in almost 20 years. We've seen each other piecemeal over the years … Continue reading Two internet advice columnists walk into a bar: Captain Awkward & Ask A Manager Collaboration (Part 1 of 2)

#1211, #1212, #1213: FeelingsCourt Is In Session On Several Accumulated Matters Of The Heart

I have some questions about romantic feelings and dating and breakups accumulating and I don't know if they all belong together, but maybe they don't all need separate threads? I think what they might have in common is people who are trying to rules-lawyer their own hearts. Let's find out! Hello Captain Awkward, I'm not … Continue reading #1211, #1212, #1213: FeelingsCourt Is In Session On Several Accumulated Matters Of The Heart

#1098: “Oops, just figured out I’m polyamorous, 18 months into a serious monogamous relationship with the father of my child.”

Captain Awkward, I've found myself in a really damn sticky situation. I'm polyamorous. I just recently told my partner, we've been together for 18 months this June, we're engaged, and we have a kid together. (For anonymity, I'll be referring to my partner as Darin and our son as Ash.) I love Darin, and I … Continue reading #1098: “Oops, just figured out I’m polyamorous, 18 months into a serious monogamous relationship with the father of my child.”

#1046 Ethical non-monogamy & a difficult conversation.

Dear Captain, My partner and I have been together almost a decade and our relationship has been polyamorous all that time. For the most part (aside from perhaps two 'near misses, completely, in fact) it has been me in other relationships (my partner has never been interested in looking, or hasn't reciprocated others' advances). Our … Continue reading #1046 Ethical non-monogamy & a difficult conversation.

#1024: “How do I avert these burgeoning unhealthy relationship dynamics?”

Dear Captain, A few months ago, I met a cute new person and we clicked pretty well from the start. We both had another primary partner at the time and we often talked about those relationships as well as (of course) many other things. After a while, he and his primary broke up, and he … Continue reading #1024: “How do I avert these burgeoning unhealthy relationship dynamics?”

#919:”Metamour vetoed me, he wants a relationship anyway.”

Dear Captain, This is a bit messy, please bear with me... One year ago, a long time acquaintance, “John”, figured out my interest in BDSM. It turned out him and his wife “Julia”, were a dominant and submissive couple in a polyamorus triad with another woman, who I will call “Katie”. Katie is not a … Continue reading #919:”Metamour vetoed me, he wants a relationship anyway.”

#841: “It’s only a matter of time before I ruin his life.”

Dear Captain, For the past few years, I have been involved with an amazing man, “Robert”. Robert and I work closely at times; he was my boss for a short time until I moved into different branch of local government (we did not start dating until after I transferred). Robert is quite happily married to … Continue reading #841: “It’s only a matter of time before I ruin his life.”