#623 “Is it weird that my boyfriend won’t introduce me to his friends?”

Dear Captain! My awkward problem is this: I've been dating this guy for about two and a half months. He's nice! I like him! He seems to like me! I've stayed over at his place a few times and he's been to my apartment. But he won't introduce me to anyone in his life (and … Continue reading #623 “Is it weird that my boyfriend won’t introduce me to his friends?”

#203: Scripts for saying “It was nice to meet you! But not THAT nice.”

Dear Captain Awkward, I am making forays into online dating, and it is Awkward. Mostly it is Awkward because I am one of those people who can tell within the first few minutes whether or not someone does or could ever give me a ladyboner (The "NOOOOO NOT EVER RUN AWAY!" instinct has never been … Continue reading #203: Scripts for saying “It was nice to meet you! But not THAT nice.”

Question #144: I am tempted to get a makeover so I can ask out my crush.

Captain my Captain, I'm twenty years old, I'm in my third year of college and for the first time I have a fat - no - a phat crush on someone. I'm not new to dating or youknowwhat (well, not extremely new anyways..) but I've never felt so hopelessly into someone before. I guess you … Continue reading Question #144: I am tempted to get a makeover so I can ask out my crush.