#696: “My mom went snooping through my stuff and found my sex toys.”

Oh Captain, I left my mom alone in my apartment for five minutes during a visit so I could carry some heavy stuff for her and she managed to find both my vibrator and my copy of Our Bodies, Ourselves while "testing the smoothness of the drawers" of my new nightstand. While I am willing … Continue reading #696: “My mom went snooping through my stuff and found my sex toys.”