We haven't had a gif party or a "Yo, maybe you are way cooler than that person you are dating" thread in a while, so, here you go. Dear Captain Awkward: My partner of 5 years moved 200 miles away last week for a job. I'm sad he's gone and I'm missing him, but I … Continue reading #542: The Butt Dial of Jealousy and Specious Accusations