Wear a seatbelt! Where's your helmet? Will there be parents there? Parenthood requires willingness to say no to lots of fun stuff in the name of safety, there's no time like the present to get started.
Soft rejections, mixing finances, and a primer for dealing with loaded questions.
How to plot the accumulated costs of "useless objects" vs. "pointless arguments" over time?
Two spouses wrote to me and I don't want to post the letters full of painful details but I also could not leave it alone.
What to do when everyone you know is getting vaccinated, except for you? What about when you're the relatively fortunate person? Also, what about relatives who refuse to be immunized? Here are some thoughts about that.
"Don't touch me" isn't complicated. You know who makes it complicated? CREEPS, THAT'S WHO.
Come for the poop jokes, or immediately hit the back button because of the poop jokes. Stay for the bad decisions and how to find the least worst path.
Feelings (jealousy, discomfort, biphobia) clean-up in Aisle 7.
It is that time when I pretend that the search strings people typed in are actual questions. Details? What details. Mitigating circumstances? Ha! It's all assumptions, all the time!
Probably just tell people when they have spinach in their teeth and when they have unintentional crotch displays.