WordPress has changed the way that it displays these, but I have remembered to periodically collect the good ones. Let us now answer the search strings that people typed in to find this blog as if they are actual questions in the traditional way.
1) What does “I told you its over between us” mean
Rough translation: It is over between you, and the person would like you to stop doing whatever it is that you’re doing (calling them, hanging about, inviting them to stuff) because they want their relationship with you to be past tense.
2) My UK wife opens the front door naked
Sure she does.
On the off chance that this is a question and not a fantasy, a) does it bug you b) have there been strange consequences, like, with delivery people or neighbors c) have you tried asking why she does it?
3) When he criticizes your dress
“He” is being a jerk.
4) How to seduce a girl with chats
I don’t give seduction advice, but let me try to help you out at least a little bit:
Make friends with spelling and grammar and you will set yourself apart. Remember that dirty talk is fraught with peril and that one person’s sexting is another person’s staged reading of hilarious things out loud to their friends. Pay attention to what that particular girl likes and take your cues from her.
5) He mistreats me but his family loves me what can I do.
Mistreatment is never ok. I hope you can get away from him.
6) Boyfriend trying to make me better
Better, as in, no longer sick with the flu? Or some flavor of “improved” as a person?
One of these is acceptable. Hint: It’s the one that involves rest, broth, and marathoning Slings & Arrows.
7) How can u win a girl u love but have never met
Meet her and get to know her. Tell her you’re interested in her, but hold off on talk of “love” until you actually know her – that’s kind of intense out of the gate and it doesn’t work the way it does in movies. See what she says about that.
8) What does it mean when you only talk to someone when you’re sad
This may not apply to you, but one of the most common letters I get is a version of “Someone I care about is going through something really hard, and I want to be there for them, but I feel like their unpaid 24-7 therapist and it’s way too much for me. But I’m afraid that if I disengage, they will take it very hard because they don’t have anyone else to talk to.” Even people with the best of intentions can fall into unbalanced patterns and habits of communication. It’s great to have willing sounding boards and crying-shoulders who have your back in a crisis, but maybe re-evaluate this dynamic a little bit and call/text/chat/see this person when you are in better spirits sometimes. Seek out a therapist or counselor who is trained to really absorb and work with your sad feelings, or try a daily ritual of dumping your negative thoughts into a journal. See if you can leave some of your problems there so that you can be more present for your friend and have more reciprocity in your relationship with them.
9) My wife like to call me captain
10) Roommate repeatedly enters my room without permission
Install a lock. Say, “I do not want you to ever go into my room.” Start looking for a new roommate if this is not respected.
11) How to reply to a compliment from a friend
“Thank you” is the simplest and the most common/expected response.
“Please don’t compliment my appearance, it makes me uncomfortable” if you’re at work and it makes you uncomfortable.
12) How do you handle someone who invites others to your party without your permission
Tell them bluntly, “It’s not cool for you to invite people to my party without my permission, at least ask me!”
If they apologize and understand why you are upset, issue solved. If they try to explain to you why it’s not a big deal, don’t invite them to things anymore.
13) I’m not interested stranger facebook
If a stranger messages me on Facebook with anything remotely flirtatious –an overabundance of compliments, “I’d love to get to know u”, or most hilariously “hey” (as in, ‘I have done the work by reaching out, now, entertain me, woman!’), I don’t say I’m not interested. I skip straight to “Block.” In my experience, any attempt to say “Hey, do I know you/you’re coming on kinda strong” just leads to an annoying conversation where they get super-mad at me for not wanting to listen to their sales pitch. YMMV.
14) Become ambidextrous
Now you have me Googling this. Science seems to say “don’t.”
15) Sex with my captain
If you are in the armed forces having sex with someone in your chain of command is a very bad idea and could lead to career consequences for both of you.
16) When you see the real person and they are mean and 17) Someone whom always make u feel like shit
Disengage from them. Spend time with people who make you feel good.