Do you want friends, as in autonomous human beings, or do you want an app that provides daily affirmations and asks no questions?
"They bite, and are a total asshole with no home training, but I love them anyway" is for adorable cats you adopt out of the trash, not for friends. And when friends come over, those cats go in a nice room with water and a litter box and a door that closes.
Think of a lawyer as a divorce expert who takes care of business so you can take care of feelings.
"Hello, I wouldn't be here if your actual professor hadn't died. Who's ready to LEARN?"
It's that time! Sex, breakups, saying no to stuff you don't wanna do, red flags, Darcying
The answer to "how to make someone _____" is almost always, "Sorry, you can't make anybody do anything."
People* are in the mood for something with relatively low stakes, right?
*Me, I'm People
Search strings, snap judgments. Comments are on, for a change!
A guest post from S. Bear Bergman of Asking Bear about how to make new friends and find date partners. Bear will be answering questions live with the Captain on Sunday May 15, tix at this link: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/asking-bear-with-special-guest-captain-awkward-tickets-326018549257
Death comes for us all, but we don't have to like it.