Hello everyone. Captain Awkward here. This post involves some deeply harrowing no-good shit, so we're putting everything behind a cut. Also of note: This post, you'll notice the byline above, is a guest contribution of Marie (of The House is full of EVIL BEES fame), now promoted to Private First Class in the Awkward Army. … Continue reading #209: My mom is pressuring me to invite my molester to my wedding, and it sucks BIG TIME.