The Sexy Gay Jesus, naturally.
Thanks for the great answer and the great music, L.! What I took away from this video is that I should behave more like the breaking-up-guy and less like the breaking-up-girl. Done and done. The good news is I’ve already found a new place and am well-stocked with The Compleat Works of Adam Scott.
Note to self: Hire backup dancers. It just makes you look cool.