Captain Awkward’s Dating Guide for Geeks
Dear Captain Awkward, I happen to really like a guy who is the most confusing man I’ve ever met. I met Matt( fake name don’t worry) through my best friend. She is the type of person who finds loads of guys attractive and usually likes me to meet them so she can a) get my […]
Dear Captain Awkward, I’m a white ciswoman in my late twenties living in the Midwestern US. I’ve had a free online dating account for a while, having marginal success with short term dating but nothing that’s really led anywhere. My only *serious* relationship ended five years ago, after less than two years. I’ve come to […]
Dear Captain Awkward, So I met a girl last night, one I’ve run into occasionally when the orbits of our respective circles come into gravitational alignment. We spent the time chatting together and exchanged numbers afterwards. I have zero experience with romantic relationships, but what little knowledge I’ve accumulated from rom-coms and trashy novels leads […]
…I give you the greatest “Come over and let’s make out” personal ad of all time. I hope this guy got sublimely laid and still kind of can’t walk from how much laid he got.
Hey there Captain Awkward, I don’t normally post these things, but I’m taking a big step and reaching out to you in the hopes that I can get some useful (if not probably obvious) advice from you. I have been in a relationship with a man 8 years younger than me for the past […]
Hi Captain, I’m hoping you can help me with this because you and your army of Awkwardeers are – like my crush – awkward. He is a gorgeous gorgeous man that I work with. I’ve only been there a few months but I noticed him instantly. I did my usual thing of kind of showing […]
Dear Captain and Co, Almost 3 years ago I broke up with my then-boyfriend of 6 months. We’d been friends before, and due to being in the same friends group, stayed friendly afterward. I thought we would be able to make better friends than a couple, but I didn’t push the issue, as it was […]