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#432: I’m pregnant, I hate small talk, UGH: A Compendium

Dear Captain, I’m pregnant – yay! It’s still pretty early, but if things go well, I’m on my way to being a big gassy pregnant lady. (Right now I am a small gassy pregnant lady). However, I’m already dreading handsy co-workers who I know will touch my stomach, comment on my weight gain, start referring […]

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#413: How do I Relationship?

Hi Captain and Awkwardeers! I have a problem that may or may not be an actual problem and is probably easy to solve, but asking friends for answers gave me nothing but contradictory answers, so I thought maybe you could help. I’m young (in college) and just started dating one of my friends. It’s great. […]

#352: How do I get my mom to chill out about my baby? (spoiler, you probably can’t)

Hi Captain Awkward,   Thank you so much for your wonderful column.   My parents are very loving and I have a generally good relationship with them. I see them once a week or so, and I generally enjoy spending time with them. My mother and I have opposite ways of communicating, though: she simply […]

#326: Our relationship and communication skills are awesome… too awesome?

As amazing as these past couple of questions have been, they’re also kind of depressing. I want to thank the following questioner for presenting us with a pleasant, happy sort of problem in which no one is being even a little bit of an asshole. Cheers! Hello Captain (and Awkward Army)! So here’s the deal. […]

#285: Is it bad if my relationship has an expiration date?

Dear Captain Awkward, I am a recent High School graduate and I  am going to start college in the fall somewhat far away from my home state (about an 11 hour drive) and i am so excited I’ve made a countdown and I’ve befriended all of my soon to be classmates on FB and found […]

#267: How do I talk about sex with my first sex partner?

Dear Captain, I am in an awkward sexy-times situation (the best kind of awkward! …Or is it?), and am in need of a script and Jedi hugs.  Halp? I grew up in a horribly repressive, fundamentalist Christian household; the entirety of my sexual education came from the church, and can be summed up into: 1. […]

#260: Sense and Sensibility and Saying Stuff Out Loud

Dear Captain Awkward,   I’m afraid my question is a little on the vague and general side.   I feel like Jane Bennet, whose “feelings, though fervent, were little displayed.” I just don’t wear my heart on my sleeve, and for the most part I’m very happy to be that way. But I think it’s […]

#249: How do I reclaim my awesomeness?

Hiya Captain, I need some help putting myself back together again. Basically, my partner and I moved into his parents’ house for about a year and a half after the birth of our second child owing to some financial complications we hadn’t anticipated. This was very kind and generous of them, and I want to […]

#244: Playdates and friend break-ups

Hi Captain Awkward, I have been meaning to write you for a long time. I had a really long dilemma that turned into a really short dilemma over the last weekend. Basically, husband and I were friends with a couple (I’ll call them Marjorie and Lance) who were completely stressing us out. The abridged list of […]

#242: Can I Tell Guys I Don’t Want to Date Them Before They Ask Me to Date Them?

Dear Capt. Awkward, So, I’m a 25 year old lady. Like a lot of your readers (I think?) I’ve never really had a lot of dating success, and definitely have never had a boyfriend. This sometimes makes me feel a little sad, but I’ve never really gone out there in pursuit of a boyfriend, and […]

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